Thursday, February 16, 2012

Just for writers




     Unlike almost everyone I know I loathe reading books about craft.  Possibly because I read a zillion of them before I sold my first book.  On the other hand, maybe it's because one of the first things that is put on the back burner after your first sale is your to-be-read pile. Or maybe it's because I can't read without editing as I go.
     I can't remember when I didn't have a TBR pile stacked in my bedroom, often taller than me.  Except that with deadlines, I'm so exhausted at the end of the day the last thing I want to do is read.  Alternatively, if I do read, it tends to be true crime, preferably with gory pictures.  Now I have maybe three books waiting for a lull in the deadline action.
     I'm hoping to get better now that I have an eReader.  At least now I can download something that may interest me immediately.  Who knows?  Hope springs eternal.
     I do have two favorite quotes that have been with me for so long that the paper has yellowed, the tape has yellowed and the paper is curled.  My favorite one is from Julian Barnes:
"A high anxiety level is the writer's natural condition."  This speaks to me because even after 40+ books, I still think my agent or editor will come back with, "Very funny.  Now where's the real book."  I don't ever think I'm fabulous when I finish a book.  I hope I've done my best but I hope my agent and/or editor will spot problem areas I can fix before the book is no longer mine.  By that I mean after the last pass, the publisher can chose to make my corrections or not, their call.  So all of you who rag on authors when you see a mistake, place blame where it belongs - on the person(s) who last touched the manuscript.  I know that's where the anxiety comes from.  Fear of failure.  Need to please.  Striving for perfection.  Take your pick.  Nevertheless, the Barnes quote reminds me that there are others just like me, so I feel better.
     My other favorite quote is by E.L. Doctorow:  "Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia."  Sense a theme here?  I do find writers tend to be doing one of two things at all times.  Either they are in their head thinking of a way to progress in their current work or they are playing 'what if' on a new project.  And a lot of us do it while talking aloud.  I either pace or iron - anything mindless to get those creative juices flowing.  We always have characters in our head.  I do not, however, subscribe to the theory that characters speak to us and write themselves.  Would that it was that easy.  Or maybe I'm just a little slow.  My characters don't write their own stories; I have to do it with careful consideration to plot, pacing and progression. 
     And my last quote isn't really a quote; it's a cartoon by Dave Coverly.  Imagine an editor seated at his desk across from an author.  The caption reads: "We loved all the words in your manuscript but we were wondering if you could maybe put them in a different order."  Anyone who has ever gotten a revision feels this one.  It's right up there with having an editor reject something because it isn't "special enough."
     Do you have quotes about phobias?
Have a great day,
Rhonda

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